2022 LC Thread—New Year, New Thread

May as well make this the de facto Australian election thread. There’s a guy in Australia called Antony Green who occupies a weird position, kind of a Dave Wasserman guy, but his job is election analyst for the public broadcaster and has been as long as I remember. He is a household name - I would guess that around 50-60% of adults could tell you who he is. It’s not that he is the “most trusted” election analyst here. It’s that he is THE GUY, the one and only. There is nobody in Australia who can contradict anything he says about elections here.

Polls have been closed in the east for a couple hours now and Green says there is a lot of uncertainty but the most likely outcome is a hung parliament, with independents controlling the balance of power. Polling suggested a Labor win, as it did in 2019, but as we have seen with two successive Presidential elections and Brexit, it seems like there’s a chronic left-wing bias in polling happening.

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That’s just sad.

Well that turned quickly. ABC now project that Labor will form government. After 3 terms of conservative government we finally got rid of them. Greens have won a bunch of seats too. 4 to 6 looks like.

Enjoy your Radical Socialist Work HELLHOLE country!

It seems like a poisoned chalice unfortunately. Economic conditions look precarious.

Looks like it might be a minority government. Basically it’s impossible for the Coalition to form government again, but the composition of the Labor led govt is in doubt.

An interesting phenomenon this election has been the rise of so-called “teal independents”, a loose collection of independent candidates, virtually all women, who are running against Liberals (again, that is the conservative party) on a platform of climate action and the establishment by legislation of a Federal Integrity Commission, a government-monitoring anti-corruption watchdog. They are not a party in the parliamentary sense in that there is no party line on any issues other than the above two. They’re projected to go from 5 seats to 8, which is a pretty decent chunk now.

Article about this:

What in gods name are you people doing with those sausages? That is like a hate crime against the Midwest. Is that ketchup?

Can we please cancel big consulting firms.

https://twitter.com/billbrowder/status/1527986960257753089?s=21&t=y4LvWHvx_b6d2v0DC1vrnw

Then who will provide cover for sociopath management teams? Think of the big picture!

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Scott Morrison who was the prime minister before losing yesterdays election prefers tomato sauce (ketchup) on his sausage.
https://www.facebook.com/9News/videos/scott-morrison-live/598526041177826/

While the newly elected incoming prime minister Anthony Albanese prefers his with bbq sauce and onions.

https://twitter.com/ser_ou_parecer/status/1527894358909136896

Is Scott out?

Scott won his seat so he’s still a member or parliament but is no longer the prime minister and his party is now in opposition.

That is what democracy looks like

A hot plate? FFS, do you people not even know what “BBQ” is? I’m canceling your entire continent.

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Throw a shrimp on the hot plate!

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Whatever it is, it can’t be worse than ‘gravy’.

Eventually we will teach the rest of the world that grilling and BBQ are completely different cooking techniques.

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Weirdly we call that pasta sauce :astonished:

My grocery store has an aisle that is labelled “Pasta Sauce Pasta Noodles”.