2022 LC Thread—New Year, New Thread

She crossed out the tip clearly because she didn’t and they added the gratuity instead.

Comments got some gold on her. Her personality reminds me a bit of Springs1

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RIP to Gilbert Gottfried

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She deleted the tweet but is still defending it here:

https://twitter.com/janetheeesq/status/1513980781676224512

Multiple people ask her to prove it by just showing the total and the tip line, and she just ignores them. Always a sign of good faith.

Well well well…

https://twitter.com/neilkli/status/1513969471244931077

Seems we have a pattern here.

What’s the point of buying a sweet watch if ya ain’t gonna wear it?

This might be the most quintessentially American story of the last 5 years.

https://www.kentucky.com/news/local/education/article260106195.html

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They’ve closed all schools for the next two days in Winnipeg in anticipation of the blizzard tomorrow. This hasn’t happened for over 25 years and we got almost 200 CM of snow this winter.

Does anyone actually check this organ donor box on the driver’s license renewal? I find that question seriously offensive. “Would you like to donate items worth hundreds of thousands of dollars so scamming insurance CEOs and hospital administrators can profit bigly?” Nah I’m good, dawg.

But doesn’t it save someone’s life?

Personally I don’t give a shit what you do with my body. So yeah I check that thing. Better than rotting in the ground.

Not if they don’t pay me it doesn’t. I’m not running a charity here. If you want shit you gotta PAY UP. This is America.

The idea that it’s noble to give a good kidney away for free to these scamming motherfuckers when they’re hitting people up with surprise bills for $30k to tape an ankle blows my fucking mind. Epipens from the Manchin family scammers are a thousand dollars. Organs are free? No way. Time to pay up.

Unfortunately selling isn’t an option. Except, I think, in Iran.

They can’t pay you for one even if they wanted to.

Presumably you’re aware of all of this, so I’m getting leveled here somehow. Just not sure how many levels.

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Organ donations are a thing in countries without horrific Healthcare practices though.

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Sure, if you’re in one of those SoCiALiSt countries where everyone wants free shit then sure, check ‘yes’ and feel good about it. I was only talking about real countries with capitalism and freedom.

GrEaTeSt CoUnTrY eVaR kNoWn

I am much better off concentrating on my own conduct and my impact on the world and those around me rather than the conduct of others. If you can convince me that by volunteering to donate organs I’m actually perpetuating a problem by participating in a fucked system, I’ll listen. But I’m not going to hold onto my organs out of spite.

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donorplate

I sometimes wonder how many morons think this license plate means I’m an anti-abortion zealot.

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Totally normal things elected (D) women experience in Oklahoma.

https://twitter.com/clarkfornorman/status/1514214423304577025?s=21&t=yNUdyS-h_udSXEDwClqufQ

Lots of right wing types in my life think if you’re an organ donor the hospital will let you die to harvest the organs. Seriously.