2020 Election Thread 3: Bernie Memes

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1337431185690152961

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1337432796860735488

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https://twitter.com/MilesTaylorUSA/status/1337424786457309184

Never thought attaching myself to the party of pure bad faith would lead to its inevitable conclusion.

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I wish the media would really stop publishing this " privately the GOP is grounded in reality but they have to be subservient to Trump " takes. The narrative should be they’re all insane seditious assholes who hate democracy.

Then again I can’t blame the media when even the fucking democrats are doing the same thing LOL

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Important update from Sarah Palin, guys.

https://twitter.com/DJJudd/status/1337422964531339264

Baby, I got sick this mornin’
A fire was roarin’ all around me
Baby, I think I’m metamorphin’
The pressure is risin’ and risin’

And when I get that feelin’
I want geological healin’
Geological healin’ is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush
Helps to relieve the the crush, and it’s good for us

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Posted in wrong thread initially.

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For a second I thought this was about the primary and I was thinking, ‘yikes, you’re gonna get killed’

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Perfection.

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We’re gonna need to fund that volcano monitoring and other parts of universal health care if we want geological healing.

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https://twitter.com/JamesGleick/status/1337491902757818371

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Inject this into my veins. Anyone know what the actual process would look like to do this?

I agree with the sentiment but should we be taking advice from emperor palpatine?

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I just added that song to my Spotify playlist last night!

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After further review, and as usual, the recommended procedure is unlikely to work. Maybe just seat them and assign them to scrub plasma conduits.

Yeah, looks like no process to actually not seat them. 2/3 vote to expel them. Back to the drawing board.

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  1. Get rid of Nancy Pelosi.
  2. ???
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I did read somewhere out there on the nets that there is precedent for not seating someone in the house–he eventually did after various lawsuits but it took him 3 years.

You simply do not swear them in.

of course any D would realize that R’s would have no D’s sworn in 22 when they takeover as payback.

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1337470383205855234

we’re up to 126 R’s who think their own election shouldn’t count

Technically, most or all of them do believe that their own elections count. They’re trying to overturn the elections in states other than the ones that elected them. They just don’t want any semblance of democracy for the presidency.

I’m not letting them off that hook, if they’re contesting the election they’re counting their own and not just the ones in the sued states.

This country is so fucked. I’m disgusted and dejected. This gives the supreme court all the cover they need to make a completely bogus ruling based on totally made up bullshit.

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