2020 Election Thread 2: 41 DAYS OF TREASON

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1325195021339987969

THE MOST EVER!!! GREATEST VICTORY IN AMERICAN HISTORY!!!11!!1!ONE!!

Congrats everyone! I think Iā€™ll hold on to my U.S. citizenship a while longer.

And now me and @Trolly can turn our attention to more important matters, like the Grand Sumo Tournament which begins today.

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The narrative needs to be that itā€™s all on Mitch to show a strong bipartisan spirit after the last 10 years. Fuck Biden having any responsibility to fix this Republican mess.

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I know we often joke about paying people to move to Wyoming or whatever but apparently people who move to Georgia can vote immediately, Tom Steyer and friends need to start cutting checks.

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Foxnews landing page right now:

Low earth orbit about to get crowded with a lot of equipment purchased from the four seasons.

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Publish it, Iā€™d get a copy.

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Get a digital copy and ctrl+f keywords whenever searching for the appropriate dunk.

Which suburbs? I just looked at two areas Kornacki deep dove (Milwaukee suburbs and KY suburbs around Cincinnati). Trump support was nearly identical to 2016. Bidenā€™s gains are explained almost entirely by the difference in total vote share for 3rd-party candidates. NYT says national average gain for Biden in suburban counties was 4.8%. In Wisconsin, for example, that was about the difference in 2016 ā†’ 2020 3rd-party share. ā€œGaining ground in the suburbsā€ and ā€œgaining ground in the suburbs although Trump retained exactly the same level of supportā€ are two pretty different stories.

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I mean we can spin this data in many different ways. Because of course, turnout is way higher this year than 2016 so Bidenā€™s increase in the suburbs wasnā€™t just from people who voted 3rd party last time. And I was referring to the suburbs around Philly and Atlanta specifically.

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Im guessing the Trump campaign doesnā€™t have enough money to book at an actual hotel so they did it at the business of some deplorable business owner?

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https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/1325113634595483649

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Donaldā€™s first tweet about this was at 9:36, captured by the bot and quickly deleted.

It takes him 10 minutes to clarify Four Seasons Landscaping. Just amazing.

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https://twitter.com/mradamtaylor/status/1325165834310856704

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Man thereā€™s a Simpsons GIF for everything

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https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1325167128895348737

Edit: Do we need a post-mortem thread?

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Chapelle on SNL should be absolute fire.

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Please enjoy

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https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1325182298325716993?s=21

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1325200749358313472?s=21

(Might need to clock for the gif)

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https://twitter.com/diana4candor/status/1325108733878267904?s=20

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