2020 Election Thread 2: 41 DAYS OF TREASON

It’s probably time for the “in which we re-re-re-relitigate” the 2020 election thread, but the counterpoint to this is that Biden did not improve on Clinton’s numbers in the cities but did massively better in the suburbs.

How do you “book” a gardening store?

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I will always take stupidity over conscience with Trumps

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Hai, wrestling fans.

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/1325165746654244864

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What I want to know is how Giuliani managed to book the four seasons lawn supply store on such short notice!?!?!?

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I imagine you google four seasons, get the landscape company, call them:

Trump: we want to have a press confrence tomorrow at 11 to tell the world we won
$8 an hour temp employee: yeah man whatever

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Re the four seasons thing, OK, I get it, this is a simulation. I think you’ve made your point now. Maybe lay off the flashy writing for a bit, it’s starting to get a little self-satisfied.

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A lot of people moved from the cities to the suburbs in the last six months due to the pandemic.

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Partly because no one should vote for Trump, but largely because an election where one person wins by maybe as many as 8 million votes was a bit of a nail biter.

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Hmm I like the comparison.

You call them thinking it’s a hotel and whoever answers is sharp enough to take free $ that was grifted from hat sales anyways.

This is yet another topic on which the great DVaut1 has written extensively and brilliantly - politics as professional wrestling.

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https://twitter.com/BrandiNico/status/1325115183920934912?s=20

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I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the store thought it was a prank and then Rudy arrived the next day.

It’s basically an actual in real life “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.

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https://twitter.com/iamchapman/status/1325201579054571524

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Tell your lovely brother trump will likely never concede because he is a horrible sport and human, and concession plays zero role in determining who the president is.

#intelligencenotdumbness

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Honestly will not be shocked if that guy gets charged with something.

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Man I’ve already heard enough of the “Mitch will be nice to Joe, they go way back” takes. JFC.

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Fox News right now hardcore saying that Trump legal challenges have no merit across the board.

Poor trump.

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I will never not chuckle at that cat

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