That’s Hunter Biden
Not exactly, but that was the lion’s share of the outstanding mail-ins AFAIK. Sounded like small bits from a couple other more rural counties, and then finally between 0 and ~8k of overseas/military ballots that were sent out but hadn’t been received yet, prior to the 7pm deadline.
I had a surprisingly deep lunchtime conversation with a coworker of mine and really wanted to wrap it up with some positive vibes about the election but was terrified that I would bring it up and and she would be like ‘Actually I was hoping for Trump!’
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Eleventy hundred.
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Being wrong by 5 standard deviations is the absolute defining characteristic of being a MAGAer.
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CNN says we’re getting a big PA dump any minute.
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The take I’m getting from the hivemind today is that this will be won by trump in the courts, possibly the SC.
Is that denial or bargaining phase?
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That’s great, but can we get a 2000% match?
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https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/06/business/media/fox-news-president-elect-biden.html
Shortly before noon, Washington reporters at The Wall Street Journal received a memo, which was obtained by The New York Times, telling them that the paper’s standards department had endorsed the use of the term “president-elect” to describe Joseph R. Biden Jr., if The A.P. called the overall race in his favor.
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Addressing claims of voter fraud more broadly, Mr. Baier added: “There’s all kinds of stuff flying on the internet. But when you look into it, it doesn’t pan out.”
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Obviously denial.
Bargaining would be like “God, I’ll stop beating on my wife if you just let tRump win this in the courts.”
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Highlights of this so far for me:
-Crippling hangover every day.
-Losing my mind and going on a terrible shitposting spree Tuesday night.
-Best of all pissing my wife off late last night being loud on Discord. She asked “What are you doing and why are you being so loud?” Explaining to her I was talking to my internet friends was not met with approval lol.
This needs to end soon as all parts of my life are suffering haha.
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It’s still not officially over?
I mean it is but for me it won’t be officially over until the networks call it and we get a victory speech.
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Indulge my russia conspiracy theories for a moment.
What if the voting machines were actually breached and the shift to paper ballots because of coronavirus saved the election?
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One more state and AP/Fox/WSJ call it
MSNBC seems to be done with Kornacki - just babbling about shit with Claire McHomophobe
I would lol hard if they did switch a bunch of votes it turns out but lost anyway.
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Maybe I’m in Hell, none of you really exist, and this is just how life is now.
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