Presidential Debate Thread: Take 2 (Tonight at 9 PM Eastern)

I may get quite stoned and watch this. Or I might pass out. Hoping for the latter.

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Is this a new episode or a rerun?

I believe the correct legal jargon is shall, not may.

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C’mon, you started the Republican Debate thread and you’re not even gonna watch this?

Word

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“trods” is improper conjugation
Be better

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The more this debate is like a professional wrestling spectacle, the more I will enjoy it. The more this debate is an attempt at wonkish policy discussion fit for an Enlightment salon, the less I will enjoy it.

No communication with aides during breaks. Will Orangeman break this gag order?

For the sickos.

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With no live audience, is Trump going to have problems processing what’s going on without any immediate feedback?

Hell to the no

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Dnegs final three in $50k >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>debate

More likely to give me diarrhea?
  • The Taco Bell I just ate
  • The debate I am about to watch
  • ÂżPor quĂ© no los dos?
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https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1806486230084812937?t=DbvkIW6Yiom45F4ki5Esrg&s=19

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https://x.com/Shayan86/status/1806458161051713547?t=twEKYKNmFqRshDF-t69F-w&s=19


Dammit they might finally get me to donate.

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The secret to a good debate performance? Staying hydrated. Get yourself the same performance enhancers Joe Biden took before going on stage. 100% water, 0% malarkey.

Feel like they missed a chance by pricing it at $4.60 instead of $4.20. But inflation, so what you gonna do?

It’s 2024. We don’t have to live with false dichotomies anymore!

I am once again asking Biden to randomly ignore a question and simply turn to Trump and say “what’s Eric’s birthday?”

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OK here we go

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