https://twitter.com/KitsuCorrupt/status/1408334484609531909?s=19
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A list of questions with no answers followed by a bunch of stuff I don’t understand. Big deal. That’s just a normal day.
I had kind of wanted to start growing and hit all farmers market stands in the area and try to sell to restaurants but covid happened and to do that volume I’d need to rent a space or build a lab and shit in my garage. Not sure I want to go that far into it. I do like money but I also hate actual work. It’s really easy though.
The government UFO report came out today. The Preliminary Assessment: Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (PDF) from the office of the Director of National Intelligence is 9 pages long. Sparse enough even Donald Trump might get through it.
So what are these things? We dunno know, they’re unidentified.
Update due in 90 days.
The report does not mention aliens or even vaguely hint at an extraterrestrial explanation for the reported sightings, but makes clear that much of the phenomena may be beyond the existing means the government has to identify such objects.
The official added: “We do not have any data that indicates that any of these unidentified air phenomena are part of a foreign collection program nor do we have any data that is indicative of a major technological advancement by a potential adversary."
Mark Warner:
“Today’s rather inconclusive report only marks the beginning of efforts to understand and illuminate what is causing these risks to aviation in many areas around the country and the world.”
Rubio:
“The Defense Department and Intelligence Community have a lot of work to do before we can actually understand whether these aerial threats present a serious national security concern,”
Schiff:
“We should approach these questions without preconceptions to encourage a thorough, systematized analysis of the potential national security and flight safety risks posed by unidentified aerial phenomena, whether they are the result of a foreign adversary, atmospheric or other aerial phenomena, space debris, or something else entirely."
So my neighbor is washing his shitty 90s mustang listening to AC/DC on full blast over a boom box loud enough that I can hear every THUNDER. Should I inform him that headphones were invented in the 90s?
Oh god now it’s Iris by Goo Goo Dolls!?!? I’m calling the cops.
Ok now it’s nothing else matters by Metallica, that’s more consistent.
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If its annoying you that bad go throw some sand in his water bucket when passing./s
oh god I want to, but the coffee hasn’t fully hit yet
If it goes on for a bit I’ll talk to him, but I’d be mortified at doing anything that loudly… also good headphones sound so much better.
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lol, let him rock out to AC/DC, man, what is wrong with you. Unless it’s like 1AM or something.
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Yeah like what time you got there dude, is like 7am, 9am, 10pm 1am 2am…
My last long term ex really wanted to do this and skydiving and I didn’t really wanna do either and it really upset her.
Glad I didn’t do it for her, narcissistic evil woman.
Let’s massively increase SETI funding and they can throw like $10M at “near earth” UFOs. Tell Rubio they’re "looking into it "
Yeah Caffeine with the real grouchy old man vibes. Let the dude rock out unless the time is something crazy like 7am/1am
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I stopped my parents from doing it BECAUSE I was rattled that they were even considering it.
Seems I’m to squeamish 
I’d rather they done a bungie jump tbh.
It’s 11am, AITA for wanting to be able to watch tv in my own home at 11am? It’s that loud.
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