Winter 2021 LC Thread—I Want Sous Vide

How bad is that wound? Got to be gangrene and shit right?

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The way it’s smaller there means he had it wrapped super tight right? Right?!

well, he didn’t have a wound… at first.

After the urologist spent 2 hours with a few needles, and then a scalpel, he has one now.

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He still hasn’t gone to dr. He’s going tomorrow if it doesn’t get better.

One of you is taking about a boner and the other about a spider bite.

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My ex wife says they are synonymous.

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oh shit, lol

@MattyLice

He needs a doctor obviously. People blame spiders but most of the time it’s a simple abscess and not spider related.

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Lol I thought he was making a joke about 4 hrs/4 days.

How did he get it? Cialis? Something else?

Perhaps he saw that photo of Mrs A at the pool. Caffeine, anything else you need to tell us about this situation that happened to the"patient"?

claimed it was spontaneous and he woke up that way. denied anything meds, drugs, trauma. probably his last boner ever.

YOUR DICK CAN BREAK AT ANY TIME

Worth a read; I think she’s a monster.

You can always tell when someone has you on ignore when your question doesn’t get answered.

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I have no one on ignore so might have missed any questions btw.

I actually knew a dude who fractured his penis. I’m sure it was incredibly unpleasant, but he was back to crushing the dating scene within a few months.

unfortunately his dick had the equivalent of a heart attack for three days without proper blood flow. Broken dick is nbd, this guy… he’ll be lucky if he can feel his dick at all.

I didn’t really need to read that. And certainly not in all caps.

Man sometimes you think you got a handle on life and something happens and you totally miss it.

We we’re having dinner with my parents at a restaurant and we’re talking about his day. He talking about how they changed his medication and suddenly he lost all memory. Like everything but low level motos skill stuff. Didn’t recognize his coworkers, his boss, my mom.

For unknown reasons they were like “take the day off and go lay down“ and that’s what we did.

He’s telling me this a week later and he finishes off with something like this happened when I took some other medication but it faded within a day, this has been going on month, I hope it goes away"

And my dumbass was like “yeah, take it easy get some sleep.” and we kept having dinner.

This then finally after a week or so someone he calls the doctor for something unrelated and during the call he tells the doctor he can’t remember names. The doctor tells him to get an MRI immediately and sure enough he suffered a massive stroke

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How awful. I wish your dad a speedy recovery. I hope your mum is holding up ok.

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I’ve heard of someone experiencing a torn frenulum from sex.