Winter 2021 LC Thread—I Want Sous Vide

Kids would mostly rather hang out at the hotel pool anyways. Shouldn’t spend any money taking them to cool shit.

My buddy’s parents took him and his three siblings to Singapore, France, Argentina, around the whole damn globe when they were under 10. The kids just wanted to chill in the hotel of course. The parents, two utterly horrific monsters, were super bitter and never took their kids on a vacation when they were old enough to appreciate it. So dumb.

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Well, he’s a really shitty hedge fund manager.

I truly wonder who the fuck is giving these assholes billions of dollars. Hedge funds perform horrendously after fees and there is mountains of data on this.

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We did cool shit too for the money we had. An RV trip to NC to visit family on Camp Lejeune planned out by AAA with tons of stops was pretty damn fun. With 8 people in the RV. I saw my dad almost be one of the idiots on video at Yellowstone getting mauled by buffaloes camping, etc. They tried to get us out.

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Pretty good from Edward Snowden, who is launching a substack.

Since 2013, it feels as though the world has accelerated, when really only the rate of opinion has — through the sheer speed and volume of bite-sized algorithmically “curated” social media. On Facebook, and especially on Twitter, plots and characters appear and vanish in moments, imparting emotions, but never lessons, because who has time for those? The only thing that most of us manage to take away from social media, besides the occasional chuckle, is an updated roster of villains — the daily roll-call of transgressors and transgressions.

This is the reality of the fully commercialized mainstream internet: our exposure to an indigestible mass of shortest-form opinions that are purposefully selected by algorithms to agitate us on platforms that are designed to record and memorialize our most agitated, reflexive responses. These responses are, in turn, elevated in proportion to their controversy to the attention — and prejudice — of the crowd. In the resulting zero-sum blood sport that public reputation requires, combatants are incentivized to occupy the most conventionally defensible positions, which reduces all politics to ideology and splinters the polis into squabbling tribes. The products of the irreconcilable differences this process produces are nothing more than well-divided “audiences,” made available to the influence of advertisers, and all that it cost us was the very foundation of civil society: tolerance.

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My mum used to be a teacher and was on about this like 20 years ago.

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From April 29, 2009:



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Seems like it would be +ev for China.

Assume more of US’ former role in the world.

Also makes them more progressive and is another inch towards them being a better ally to US current European allies than the US.

Because it’s a staycation! Not a stay home and act like a retired person.

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That still leaves you with something like 50 million beds you’d prefer over your own.

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I saw this on Reddit, now you fuckers have to as well. I’ll be nice and just post a link and description of the image:

Mitch McConnell Waifu Body Pillow

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Not touching it. Learned that lesson in advance from Arrested Development.

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My friend said that it’s never a vacation with little kids. It’s just a trip.

Agreed! I had some friends who hate traveling take a week off and do lots of stuff around Chicago that they had meaning to do eventually. That’s a staycation to me (they live in Chicago). It is also kinda sad to take 1/3 of your vacation time to stay in your own city lol.

You’re only jealous.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1405509973354987524

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Holy onion!

Is it bad to hope the rocket explodes?

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Bezos is so fucking pathetic. Divorces an obviously good person who he fucking co-founded the company with to start banging absolute trash, sending around dick pics like a horny high school nerd, building penis rockets, bribing celebrities with a money incinerating movie business and building a 100 yard long yacht. Dude is just a tool. Take his damn money.

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But what about all the services his taxes pay for…

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Or at least don’t give him more.

Boycott Amazon.

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