We got him

45 to Life
Grandest Jury
Trump Toilet Winery

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@Cactus looking at my bookmarks looks like I made the same bet twice one federal only one any jurisdiction? or am I confused. Anyways if this actually goes through which um would be the most hilarious lucy football pull of all time if it doesnā€™t, let me know where to send my $ to.

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Jesse Waters is losing his shit. Worth it just for that.

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When do we get live perp walk?

In b4 Keed explains how Jonathan Turley is right on the law here.

  1. He didnā€™t write this
  2. Very low energy

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1641566230812450817?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

Iā€™m currently playing poker in Oceanside at a table with what Iā€™m sure are mostly deplorables.

I need tilt ideas stat!

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Glad Iā€™m not a ketchup bottle at Mar-a-Lago

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I empathize. I feel practically nothing.

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Let the fucker burn.

Lol no

Told you guys we got him.

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raise a thousand and announce ā€œGrand Jury!ā€

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"I always use quotation marks correctly.

"Itā€™s pretty easy, tbh.

ā€œJust make sure there are an even number.ā€

JURY IS IN! :rotating_light:

In Gwyneth Paltrow Case!

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iā€™m just here for the cactus victory lapā€¦

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Props to Alvin Bragg. Now donā€™t screw it up. Hope Trump gets the Gaddafi treatment.

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Not Guilty!