US Kills Soleimani in Airstrike

4 days ago I woke up on a beach with no internet access. I was happy and more or less at peace.

Now i feel guilty because my biggest fear is what’s going to happen to the Iranian people, and I can barely take it. While their biggest fear is dying to a US bomb or being raped by some US soldier (who is then immediately pardoned by Trump).

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I know. I don’t want people to lose sight of the fact that the Republicans in control of the Senate are just as culpable in this unfolding catastrophe as Trump is.

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Really the most surprising thing is that it took Trump this long to absolutely colossally fuck up the ME.

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Hopefully Trump will announce he’s stepping aside because he’s been offered the Saturday 6pm slot on FNN.

People need to realize this isn’t a trump thing. It’s an America thing. Literally every president has bombed the Middle East for 30 years.

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More like imagine Trump in the situation room and the Iranians are listening in because the stupid fucks iPhone is hacked and he refuses to listen to anyone that knows anything.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/1214680074194161666

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/01/mar-a-lago-incident-under-criminal-investigation-by-secret-service-and-florida-cops/

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The prospect of Trump making a speech on TV at this point is not something I feel good about, I gotta say.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/AFP/status/1214714557295259649

Both can be true. Like all greats, Trump is standing on the shoulders of giants in middle-east-bombing and raising the discipline to new heights of malice.

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Trump is finally having some fun as president. Can just imagine all the excitement at the Whitehouse. This is what everyone signed up for, it’s not like their kids are the ones who will die in Iraq.

Yea it doesn’t take much imagination to guess that this isn’t going to be Trump recalling troops and de-escalating.

Props as well to the scum bag leaders of Iran.

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The movie Argo told me these dudes are not to be trifled with. Oxford education or some such

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Lol

Trump is an egomaniac and the speech is going to be him pretending this is a movie. I am so fucking exhausted with impotent 70+ year old men.

CNN:

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps said in its Telegram channel that, in the event Iranian soil is bombed, it will target the cities of Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and Haifa, Israel, in the third wave of operations.

Good times.

If you’re gonna go down, go down swinging

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Oh, I missed this:

In its Telegram channel, Iranian Revolutionary Guard says the “Pentagon reports that the US will respond to Iran’s attacks.”

IRGC then says in a footnote, “This time we will respond to you in America”

Tell me they don’t actually believe they are hurting us by bombing middle east people.