https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/1214693426274480129?s=20
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Wow, the incompetence and hubris is amazing. Iran’s about to attack us any day now boys, but hey, it might snow, so go ahead on home!
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Ayatollah So and So is the real Rocket Man
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weird, I was told by R’s we’re all now safer thanks to Trump’s assassination and now the military is getting blasted by missiles. Who could’ve forseen they’d do something like that other than literally everyone on this board?
Under Trump’s leadership, the entire federal government has turned into a bunch of…
SNOWFLAKES!
Actually it’s even worse - they run home and hide from snowflakes!
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To be fair, DC motorists are insanely dangerous in two inches of snow.
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The Pentagon has announced that they were ballistic missiles, not just rockets.
It’s the same base trump insisted Iraq should pay for.
Hey wanna pay billions for a blown up military base? no? what?
Here’s the latest from a reputable source. I think that Mark Hughes guy is FOS.
They must have taken away the morons phone.
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This seems appropriate. 25 years old but remains the definitive satire of how the media operates.
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It’s cute we’re still calling it a “coalition” as thought any other nation wants a role in this shitshow
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But pay attention to the wording of this:
“We are working on initial battle damage assessments” rather than “we are working on initial damage assessments”
They’re just gonna act like they’re already at war and that answering this with more escalation is the proper response.
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R’s on twitter some measure of “these missiles were allowed by obama, thanks obama” and “man these iranians sure are escalating things right now”
GTFO
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How fucking terrified are you if you’re an Iranian citizen right now? I can’t even begin to imagine.
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here or there?
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This is so depressing.
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There