Unstuck Politics defends the world against alien scum (Xcom 2 UP campaign)

Good evening.

The year is 2035. 20 years ago, earth was invaded by an alien force with one mission: Overthrow the world government and take complete control. Working in secret, a highly trained group of soldiers from countries all around the world formed to stop the alien menace and drive them back to where they came from, once and for all.

They lost.

In the process they captured The Commander, the most highly trained alien fighter earth has ever seen. He has not been seen or heard from since.

Now 20 years later, what remains of the ragtag group, The Xcom project, have been able to hide in the shadows and stay underground, rebuilding as many forces as they can through resistance units, capture an alien ship known as an avenger (which will serve as their mobile base), and they have managed to locate The Commander.

Unstuck is one of those resistance units. Its our job to band together, recover The Commander, and have him lead us into taking back the world that was once ours. The call goes out to all those who wish to join. Provide me your specs here. Height and weight don’t matter. I need your nationality, attitude type (By the book, Laid Back, Normal, Twitchy, Happy-Go-Lucky, Hard Luck, or Intense) and a brief physical description of your head features (hair type and color, eye color, scars, and accesories [Hats, glasses, etc])

Right now, this is a total sausage fest with Skydiver being our lone female soldier. Females are highly encouraged to apply.

Warning: I will be playing on the highest difficulty level and not save spamming… you will die if you join. But you will be giving your life for a noble cause.

The Battle for Earth commences this weekend, and I will be posting screenshots and updates on each mission as I go along. I may be streaming this as well, and if so, I will throw a twitch link up once I have it running.

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Lets start with a brief rundown of the players I have received descriptions from already.

Say hello to our lone female operative, Skydiver8. Shes tough as nails and won’t take any shit from anyone.

And what kind of squad would we have without a resident troll? Not any squad I would want to be a part of. Trolly joins the team.

CatfaceMeowmers says he looks a lot like Seth Meyers. He’s guaranteed to have some Late Nights joining the Xcom squad.

Bryce doesn’t have a last name? We don’t need no stinkin last names here. Those bright green eyes more than cover a last name.

I don’t know what a Peter Leko is, but Smrk4 says he resembles him. Finish it off with big thick glasses, and he gives me almost a Johnny Knoxville vibe.

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Intense / John Wick

The one downside to Xcom customization is that their facial hair options are not very subtle. Its either Giant amounts of hair, or stubble.

Regardless, Beetlejuice joins the squad.

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You can add me, I am white (not pale) have red hair and glasses and sometimes a beard.

This was my original design based solely on your avatar

But, with a new description, a new Jmakin arises and joins the squad.

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I’m like a fat Patrick Swayze

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There is nothing scarier than a bald bearded man with a gun, which is why I assume JT doesn’t keep one in real life.

JohnnyTruant joins the squad if for no other reason than to scare the beejezus out of the aliens.

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Closest approximation I can think of is like a brunette Sean McVay.

Hair similar, beard similar with clean neck (more growth than a few days stubble tho).

Yes but with less hair

It seems as though living through 20 years of hiding from aliens in underground bunkers doesn’t lend itself all that well to fatness.

Namath doesn’t need a last name either, his Patrick Swayze flowing locks are the only thing this bad ass needs.

Namath joins the squad.

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Looks like the blonde from Big and Rich.

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Funnily enough, your default character almost matched Mcvay exactly. All I had to do was add the facial hair.

DodgerIrish joins the squad.

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I can’t wait to die.

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Oh yes…

There will be blood.

He’s got two of them.

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Well shit, I must have read the gun wrong and assigned the not having guns to JT from someone else.

They’re connected to his shoulders.

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Goddamn it

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