Unstuck NFL Fantasy League ****-talking Thread

Shit, I traded the wrong Qb

I had a good run going from 0-4 to 10-5. Doubt I scored below 110 points for the last 8-9 weeks, then with the playoff berth on the line by guys are just completely pitiful.

Tyreek and Pacheco sitting out at the last minute, Dak doing what Dak does when playoffs roll around, Derrick fucking Henry with 10 total yards on 20 touches :leolol: !!! Don’t worry, Breece Hall can not quite double that total with 18 total yards.

My genius combination of Steelers special teams and steelers defense highlighted by recovering a blocked punt on the 0.5 yard line rather than scoring and then Tomlin eschewing a 56 yard field goal attempt for a 22 yard punt down 11 with less than a quarter and a half remaining and his team’s season on the line :leolol:

Looks like by the end of play tonight every team in the league would have beat me by at least 25 points :leolol:

Trading Purdy and Noah Brown for Jerome Ford may have won me a week in the regular season when I had lots of guys and byes which lead to the #1 seed. Ultimately Tyreek Hill, Jonathan Taylor, Zack Moss, Christian Kirk, and JK Dobbins injuries were too much to overcome. Saquon and the Dallas kicker shitting the bed this week, as well as starting Kittle over Njoku also didn’t help and I lost by 2 pts in the first round of the playoffs…two fumbles by Kyren and only 5 points by Puka also sucked.

Come on AJ!

I don’t think Brown has finished with less than 10 pts all season.

The salt will be plentiful.

I was going to be super bitter that I missed the playoffs by less than 1 tenth of a fucking point, but it looks like FCPlus is going to (rightfully) take the 4th spot.

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Fucking hell. I really thought that miracle pass by Lock was going to pull it out of the fire for me. They tried like hell to force it to Brown.

Chiefs held him to one catch for 5 yards.

Still have to fade potential stat corrections.

Crazy that I had 2 scenarios to clinch and both are ~ one fifth of a point or less to hold.

I stand corrected.

Minny also held him to 4.9.

As a thrice AJ Brown owner, he tends to disappear at the most annoying times. I was not confident heading into tonight.

Still I can’t complain about the year he’s had.

So let’s check in with the Yahoo draft grade bot. As you may recall:

Results:

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LOL Yahoo bot. Eat a bag of dicks.

Yeah, I know my luckbox was strong this year. And I’m probably one and done.

I don’t even understand that one. 4th place gets you in the playoffs. Not exactly the definition of mediocrity, imo.


Ha! Stupid AI, I proved you wrong!

Not that it matters much for my shitty team, but sorting by points against seems to be a pretty reliable indicator of record.

I know I’m not in your league, but I finished 1st in my league and lost the 1v8 match up by 4 pts. I started exactly 1 non waiver/ FA pickup in my playoff game and if I had have done 0 (Njoku over Kittle as my TE) I would have won.

Kinda close for me

Well maybe if you focused on defense a little more, your team wouldn’t give up so many points. It’s a team sport.

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Well, that didn’t take long. Done by Thursday night. Thanks for running it @superuberbob. Let me know where to ship the money.

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