This is the greatest thing in the history of the internet.

This contains the apology

I can’t find it but somewhere there is a clip where the anchor looks like she is going to murder someone off camera.

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What’s that Ron Burgundy scene where he will read literally anything put into the teleprompter? Lol.

If you’ve never seen this sketch…

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The first two minutes of this presser are elite

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I’ve probably watched this a thousand times and the last answer still gets me.

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Oh man, after the first two I was gonna say that this wasnt funny at all, but that last one and the fact he ends up winning anyway make it all worth it.

Otherwise missing out on the million dollar wedge and both halves of the car gets you put on suicide watch

Now with less greatness.
https://twitter.com/anthonyLfisher/status/1359327920095920128?s=19

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God damn it

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After all these years of wafting, the internet has finally delivered. That was brilliant.

Internet GOAT imo is falling grape-stomping lady, but apparently she broke a couple of ribs and spent time in the hospital and 2021 me just has a hard time taking joy in that.

Yeah it’s a shame she got hurt because those are some of the best noises ever caught on film

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“I’m here live, I’m not a cat.”
“I can see that.”

My only complaint is … the judge CAN’T see that. Attorney representing the state is cleary feline.

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Wait, this isn’t an SNL skit?

I haven’t let a cat argue a case in this court in over 30 years and I’m damn sure not going to start during a pandemic.

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“Your honour, my client is an upstanding member of this community and steadfastly denies the prosecution’s case. Meow.”

“Did you just say ‘meow’?”

“No.”

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The blonde got the best seat at the table.

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“I’m here live, I’m not a cat.”

“Well I dunno Rod…that sounds exactly like what a cat impersonating a human would say…”

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