The War on Voting

https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/1314955227129352194

I’m going to assume “raise the voting age” is making the rounds in derperville. Yes let’s not let the people who have the most at stake to long-term decision making have a say. But they can still be cannon fodder of course.

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https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1315057122791641088

Did we just get law-bro-ed in under 24 hours?

https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/1315059742855716864

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Better idea — lower the voting age to 16 and cap it at…well, let’s say however old Kirstie Alley is.

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https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1315061717718638592

Lol for just a second I thought GG actually made a tweet attacking Trump and not democrats.

What a fucking clown. The most useful and most idiotic of useful idiots.

Trump: The other side is trying to rig the election (no evidence) so I will preemptively rig it with gun toting “poll watchers“ and having the legislature overturn the state popular vote.

Biden: The other side is trying to rig the election.

Glenn Dumbshit: See, both sides say the same thing.

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This shit is an illegitimate abuse of law. God, we need someone to come in and bust some heads. I’m now for an 18 member supreme court.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1315059489905815553?s=19

„No voting rights for those who don’t have any money“, says white millionaire.

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https://twitter.com/DavidOAtkins/status/1315499177900568577

Never go full Republican

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I think Fresno is Nunes district. If he loses we’ll know it was a bad strategy (aside from the fact that it’s likely illegal).

Seems like ballot harvesting to me, no? I thought Republicans equate ballot harvesting with treason and murdering unborn babies? Hmmmmm…

I think they were like, “well, we’ll just show you about ballot harvesting, stupid libs,” but then they adopted an approach that’s illegal under CA law (no identified dropper-offer). This suggests to me that the CA gop has no money for lawyers.*

*Fun fact: if you don’t have money for a lawyer and want to do something that may be illegal a handy strategy is to read the fucking law.

I say it’s odd that women over 200 lbs are allowed to vote. These women are clearly overly emotional and lack even basic levels of self-awareness and self-control.

Am I doing it right Kirstie?

When I know how easy voting can be, it drives me crazy seeing these people having to wait for up to 8 hours in line, absolutely ridiculous. As White Oregon Guy my ballot shows up in the mail weeks ahead of time, I don’t even remember when I registered or updated my address it’s all so easy, and I fill it out eating or on the can or whatever over a period of days. Destroy the Republican party.

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https://twitter.com/johntalsr/status/1315774645061246976

JFC

I live in the most populous county in the country - double the 2nd biggest. I’ve never had to wait more than 10 minutes to vote - on election day.

I will literally vote at my country club. LOL America.

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wtf. I can’t heart this post because 11 hours?! wtf!

Maybe we’ll get lucky and Iraq will invade us and force us to have free and fair elections.

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They‘ll be greeted as liberators

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https://twitter.com/chucklindell/status/1315883900418379777

That was some quick fuckery turnaround time!