I saw Elon curl a 45 lb dumbbell. One rep. He’s ready.
Just knowing this fight exists makes me a dumber person.
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That’s weird because Elon has never tried to back out of a deal
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Musk weighs 300 pounds? The fight will be Butter Bean vs. Mighty Mouse.
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What have we learned about headlines that start with “Musk says…?”
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You think he weighs more or less? I’m sure he’s lying, but not sure which way here.
How tall is he? Thankfully I only vaguely remember his pasty beach semi nudes, if hes like 6’8+ 300 is on the table but if he’s in the low 6 range, 250 or under I’d guess.
his height online ranges from 5’11" to 6’2" as any guy in that range is want to do, he’s probably closer to 5’11 than 6’2".
i can’t imagine he weighs more than 240 if he’s 6’2"
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I’m 6’3” 240 and based on photos I would be beyond stunned if he weighs more than me.
The doctor won’t let me fight excuse. What a
He knows zuck is going to break his arm
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688091377823895552
Amazing that the most popular person on the internet is a professional shitposter.
He’s way under 300. He’s flabby but there’s just no way that dude is 300+lbs.
Gonna agree with Trolly on this one. Probably not even 220.
I can’t fight because I’m working all the time and I don’t have time to train and also I’m much larger and stronger so it’d be unfair and also my doctor says I need surgery on my spine but I REALLY wanna fight
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