Today I introduced my Science Team, the best science team to ever join the White House. The biggest brains. The best brains. Very very strong, powerful minds. Everyone’s saying they’ve never seen anything like it. I’ve got my son, Hunter, leading the team, along with his gogo dancer girlfriend and two top donors to my campaign. Very wealthy people, very smart. We’re gonna cure every cancer you can think of. Two weeks, tops. Unless the republicans rig it. Which they will. They’re on the side of cancer, they want you to die, they’re very very evil people.