“The do nothing Democrats had a historically bad day yesterday,” declares man who was laughed off an entire continent.
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Lol this is great.
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the hilarious thing about trump is his ACTUAL quote today was, “The Do Nothing Democrats who are much better than Republicans had a historically bad day yesterday in the House.” (emphasis mine)
i’m sure he wanted to say democrats are much better at lying to the public than republicans, but saying that would reveal the fact that republicans are actively trying to lie to the public and are doing a poor job of it. so an aide changed it or convinced him to change it, but he changed it to just saying democrats are better than republicans. who would make such an official white house statement? only a moron with moron genes.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” a Zelensky spokesperson responded via WhatsApp to a request for comments on Telizhenko’s suggestion.
Don’t worry guys, he’s just here on some cybersecurity business. He locked his iPhone again and needs assistance.
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@RiskyFlush
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predictit is at 11-12% removal. The only reasonable scenario is a secret ballot so all the R’s just claim it was really all the other R’s and they’re the real trump supporters. As noted, I don’t see how, red areas are getting deeper red and they give zero fucks if trump started concentration camps. As stated, would take a lot of independents to turn on trump to get him out of there and it’s hard to see how that could happen even with the shit he did.
WTF
i feel like 11-12% on PredictIt is basically 2-5% in the real world because of the vig + cap on wager amounts. Those ‘long shot’ bets always get inflated odds
Here’s my submission. I don’t have a twitter so the Unstuck Twitter Team can feel free to submit this on behalf of the Unstuck Crew. (Looks like it was flagged for copyright as soon as I uploaded it so I guess it may get pulled?)
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DMCAd with a quickness
That contest gonna be hard to win then. I’ll post a version without the music when I get home and you’ll just have to imagine it.
What’s left for him to do?
- Cure cancer
- End world hunger
- …
VP?
Consultant for Burisma
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That’s Rudy’s gig…
That old fart won’t stink forever. Kushner in it for the long game of owning the Bidens.
Trump is already like, “Oh, Obama? He made fun of me. A few years later, I had his job.” (thanks Bill Burr)
Kushner building his cred now so later, he can work at Burisma and say, “Oh, Joe Biden? Yeah, I torpedoed his presidency campaign. A few years later, I had his son’s job. They decided to hire someone with an actual resume.”
He should get an honorary title like Baron or Prince. Oops.
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