The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Because Schiff would have wrapped everything up after last week if he was as clueless as some here make him out to be.

Remember when they stole a Supreme Court seat and Democrats did jack shit about it?

The silver lining here is that his tax returns wouldn’t move the needle for a single senator. I’m not really sure what anyone expects his shady-ass tax returns would do if they became public.

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So the absolute immunity McGahn case goes to the SC too… Yup its not looking good boys and girls.

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https://twitter.com/whstancil/status/1199111086806650881

Lotta people born and died in the ol US of A since its inception. And WE get to watch it crumble. Unfortunately many many individuals here and abroad will suffer greatly as a result. If it wasn’t for that I’d be in a “burn motherfucker burn” mood about it today.

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https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/1199117452124327936

wait, you’re all saying lawbros will not save us?

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https://mobile.twitter.com/blakesmustache/status/1199123703264686082

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Can one of the lawyers explain how there is any possible argument for trump not releasing his taxes under subpoena?

Because fuck us, that’s why. God chose him, don’t you get it?

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she’s on the verge of tears looking into the dull spray-tanned face of a literal prophet from jesus. a 3-time adulterer, slothful, vengeful, rube who through his inability to control any of his ridiculous whims has, apolitically speaking, not even right/left policy-wise, thrown america under the bus dozens of times, and the best possible interpretation of what he has done and is doing is that he is being honestly outsmarted by every corrupt dictator because of inherent character flaws that make him want to please tough guys, and the worst interpretation is that he isn’t even being blackmailed by anybody and he’s shitting on america as a non-quid-pro-quo strategy trump thought up by himself where he hands foreign policy to anybody who might later help him become a real billionaire one day. but he’s putting gay people in their place and he’s making it harder for poor people to get abortions, so it’s all worth it.

sarah is the worst in the worst way, fuck her

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The Florida Man mod kind of detracts from the seriousness of what’s going on today.

awval strongly supports the guy whose medium-generous interpretation of his first term is: “is only shitting over america because he’s forced to because he’s being blackmailed by world leaders who have video of him banging underage girls”

dumb - blackmailed - corrupt - russian agent who is just sabotaging america because his secret dream is to be the head of the fsb

is the scale for how generously you want to give trump the benefit of the doubt when trying to explain this presidency

Unitary Executive Theory. If the president does it, it can’t be illegal or wrong.

Absolute power. No checks, no balances, nowhere in the Constitution.

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It’s all a joke anyway.

https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/1199104459848241155?s=19

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