The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

The Swift Boating begins.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1189152265866797057?s=21

How dare you question the actions of dear leader. What, you we’re almost blown up by an IED while serving in the military protecting our country? So what, you’re obviously a double agent working for the nefarious Ukrainians, who dastardly attacked the DNC server to help elect (checks notes), um, Hillary Clinton.

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It would be so sweet if he brought and read the transcript of the call.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1189170102832377857
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“READ THE TRANSCRIPT” = “CHECK THE TOWER LOG”

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Other criminals should try using this in court.
“How can you listen to this witness testimony after the witness admitted they think I’m a scumbag piece of shit?”

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It is funny that in his mind he thought releasing that transcript was the ultimate checkmate and the end to the “witch hunt”.

I was under the impression that no actual word-for-word transcript exists. Is that wrong?

“Monumental weekend raid” oh boy.

A very strong witness is preparing to testify against him today. He is all worked up.

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With the rapid fire tweets and spelling errors you can definitely tell gramps got his November supply of Sudafed shipped early.

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It might. It might not. I don’t know.

Either way, what has been released is not a “transcript”, and I wish people would stop calling it that.

Interesting. Wonder if he got severance when terminated.

Presidential v Whatever the fuck that is

https://mobile.twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1189153270167564288

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I was under the impression that the actual transcript does exist and is on that super classified server where they hid the calls to other world leaders he extorted.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/1189175048822837248

https://mobile.twitter.com/pbump/status/1189179604574978051

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