How dare you question the actions of dear leader. What, you we’re almost blown up by an IED while serving in the military protecting our country? So what, you’re obviously a double agent working for the nefarious Ukrainians, who dastardly attacked the DNC server to help elect (checks notes), um, Hillary Clinton.
Other criminals should try using this in court.
“How can you listen to this witness testimony after the witness admitted they think I’m a scumbag piece of shit?”
I was under the impression that the actual transcript does exist and is on that super classified server where they hid the calls to other world leaders he extorted.