The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

https://mobile.twitter.com/RedTRaccoon/status/1296625337607094277

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The best words.

ā€œof which he now speaks?ā€ That ainā€™t Trump.

Just trying to capture the George Will demographic by showing that he will not, under any circumstances, leave a preposition dangling.

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Indeed. In the immortal words of the philosopher, dangling prepositions are things up with which we will not put.

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WTF? Make up your mind whether Biden will turn America into a socialist shithole, or whether heā€™s too incompetent to.

ETA: ā€¦ Or whether heā€™s too incompetent.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1296638316281044992

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The classic Schrodingerā€™s Biden

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Sarah Cooper dubs are not funny. Trump saying the crazy shit he does is the funny part.

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You guys know who this is right? An American ā€œhero.ā€

I used to worry about that a lot. At least sort of.

Much funnier coming out of her than Trump. They highlight the absurdity of what is being said if the speaker was aware of what they are saying.

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I hope Trump gets a blood clot and strokes out before Election Day, allegedly.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1296627473342517248

https://mobile.twitter.com/SethCotlar/status/1296650415413444609

I wonder if it is uncommon for the senate majority leader not to speak at his parties convention. I know it is unprecedented when you can just get on the internet and broadcast straight from the Hot Springs Bath House.

lol or record a video at any time at all lol itā€™s 100% a snub

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ImIncorrigible/status/1296688980751253504

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Martina/status/1296541238414454784

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Since Kris Kobach is a lying liar I wouldnā€™t count on him telling the truth here. Not that it matters.

Itā€™s the same shit with these people and climate change. Climate change is a hoax, but everything in the Bible is unquestionably true. None of these people should be allowed to have any authority or influence over others in our society.

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I really donā€™t know how you combat this. Heā€™s setting up a situation where the election will only be valid if he says it is, and that will only be if he wins. Like, this would be no big deal if this was some drunk guy at a bar or some car dealership owner in your home game, but this is the fucking President, who is being amplified and supported by at least two major media outlets and the political party that controls 2.5 of the three branches of the federal government and a majority of the states.