Also over the last few years I’ve had a lot of takes that were couched in, “I REALLY hope I’m wrong about this.”
God I hope I have to eat crow on some of them soon.
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Nah I was kind of a Dick about it and was wrong and am now sorry to those involved wherever u are xoxoxo 
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Most Americans think we’re so exceptionally star spangled awesome that it’s straight up impossible to rig an election here.
@Narrator, tell them what they’ve won!
A new carrrr!!!
Just kidding, it’s a dictatorship!
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It’s amazing. No matter what the outcome is you are going to have 35-40% of the people just not accept the result. But not be able to actually do anything about it. Perfect recipe for a healthy society imo.
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It’s ok I am often kind of a dick* we all still love ya.
- Some may say always or totally instead of often or kind of.
This will not be a bloodless transfer of power. At the very least, protesters will be bloodied fighting for our right to vote fairly.
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F-16 is probably cheaper than the rate Trump charges secret service for golf carts.
https://twitter.com/JamesGleick/status/1294816436309970947?s=19
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I assume having active fighter jets in the vicinity if the presidents location has been a thing for a while.
I wouldn’t be opposed if a frozen blue blob of crap fell on Trump’s dome while he was golfing, from a passenger jet though.
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REST IN PEACE ROBERT TRUMP. Thoughts and prayers.
Finally Donald figures out how to get one American to have him give their eulogy during his term in office.
Edit: hope he didn’t pass from the Covid.
eh, he still had a decent shot, he could’ve been up 10 points and probably still pulling this shit.
One less Trump in the world is cause for celebrating.
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Donald had such a heavy heart today, he went golfing with Jay Feely.
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WEIGHS? WEIGHS AGAINST WHAT MORYERFUCKERS? Branching on the bay? What is going on.
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Got excited. Then I realized I missed the word “weighs”.
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He probably only stopped by the hospital to get his brother to sign an updated NDA.
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Narcissistic Sociopaths don’t mourn.
Good point
https://mobile.twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1294457207216574465
I have no idea who this schmuck is other than he has worse hairstyle than Nate Silver.
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