The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

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OK, so this is showing the rolling 3-month average of jobs gained/lost. I assume Trumpers think we’re going to be at 200% employment soon? Unemployment is going to be -100% TRUMP FOREVER AND EVER!

WHO ELSE CAN GIVE YOU NEGATIVE UNEMPLOYMENT? HERP DERP ONLY TRUMP MAGA BABY!!!

I mean, one of your senators voted to remove him, so I think he’s probably not cool with the whole “death of the republic” thing. That said, not much he can do.

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Man haven’t gotten to break this meme out in a while.

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The Qanon messages remind me of that 60 minutes episode like a decade ago, with the 15yr old that illegally traded stocks and swindled people by pumping penny stocks and then dumping them.

they asked how he convinced people to buy the stocks he was targeting and he said that at first he wrote detailed financial information and projections with graphs and spent a lot of time on the bait and wasn’t getting much interest. So then one time when he was time crunched he just threw together a “Hey do YOU want to mAke more $$!!!1! Check out Company X, YoU’ll never BELIEVE THE Opportunity!!!1!” and he realized he got significantly more interest from the marks with the shitty message than he got when he was trying to actually sound like a financial planner…

“Q” has the same approach. anyone that is actually capable of figuring things out on their own immediately passes it up, but these people also would look too deep into anything you were trying to pass anyway, so just forget about them and target the clickbait idiots that want to feel included in your “secret”…

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Badass reporter was S.V. Date, W.H. correspondent for Huffpost.

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This is why the Nigerian Prince e-mails are so absurd. It is a filter for the easiest marks.

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I imagine him also lightly confirming he is Q. There’s a pretty good episode in the new season of Twilight Zone that involves the Mayor of a town taking credit for all of the seemingly supernatural but awesome things happening. Then the truth comes out and the pitchforks start a pitching and a forking.

Riverman used to watch Trump pressers.

He still watches them. But he also used to watch them.

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At least I feel semi comfortable that the huffing post won’t fire him for getting them banned.

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This is where we are in August 2020.

https://mobile.twitter.com/axlrose/status/1293978573003399169

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In 2016 I would have agreed with you. But knowing what. I know now, I would snap take Cruz over Trump. Covid wouldn’t have been handled so poorly and that’s going to be the biggest loss of life of this four year period by several orders of magnitude compared to anything Cruz could have done.

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Someone should ask if all the girls he likes to pee on are of age.

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That time someone pranked a Canadian TV station into thinking Axl Rose and Mickey Rourke were a married couple celebrating their anniversary.

https://twitter.com/Capelin1988/status/1076244399271698432

I feel a little dirty about this one but LOL

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I read the forward to Cohen’s book. Basically, “Trump is a scumbag and I was his scumbag fixer, but look how shitty my life is now. Pity me as I regale you with tales of Trump’s scumbaggery.” I mean he kind of got to me with the reference to Elijah Cummins, but in the end he is what he has revealed himself to be.

https://twitter.com/A_W_Gordon/status/1293953504764203011

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Don’t buy Michael Cohens book, he is a massive piece of shit who of course only showed remorse when caught and punished, fuck him and again do not buy his book or in any way excuse his behavior. If he had been pardoned he would have kept his mouth shut and would still be all in for Daddy.

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