The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

Smacc_25 · August 11, 2020, 2:24pm

superuberbob · August 11, 2020, 2:25pm

Well that’s why you don’t give it before voting. You promise it if he wins. Kills or incapacitates a shitton of his voters then gg Trump.

kre8tive · August 11, 2020, 2:28pm

https://twitter.com/jgeltzer/status/1293189787566800897?s=20

https://twitter.com/JoyceWhiteVance/status/1293188790354288641?s=20

RiskyFlush · August 11, 2020, 2:31pm

Re Trump and Putin, and maybe all of his handlers, I keep thinking of them as polishing his shoes all day, but Trump is so dumb and self centered and power hungry. Validation for him isn’t just “good boy Donny.” He needs to feel like he conquered the other side.

So now I am thinking well he probably genuinely believes he has been tougher on Russia than anyone, because that’s probably what Putin tells him. I imagine he pretends to get mad and frustrated and ready to give up because of the harsh actions Trump has taken against him and Russia. Don! Please stop! We gave you too much money. You own us. We were so dumb. And now you are the president of the greatest country in the world? Have mercy!

wirelessgrinder · August 11, 2020, 2:37pm

speaking of Qanon.

lol this ad

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1293183851770966025?s=20

Marksman · August 11, 2020, 2:50pm

His only question about the Victor Vaccine is how many days can they give it before people die so he knows how soon to roll it out before the election.

I realize I am being unfairly skeptical to the Ivan Injection and for that I am sorry. I doubt I would be confident that any vaccine would be both safe and effective at this time.

Marksman · August 11, 2020, 2:51pm

Feel like when they said “mandimus” they are just Jackie Chiles’ it.

Marksman · August 11, 2020, 2:54pm

You underestimate the electoral power of eating wings and throwing back beers in public amongst strangers. First week of November would be one big party where a lot of anti trumpers decide he is their savior because they were asked “bone in or boneless”.

Smacc_25 · August 11, 2020, 2:56pm

https://mobile.twitter.com/TonyRomm/status/1293168164512169984

Smacc_25 · August 11, 2020, 3:01pm

https://mobile.twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1293138989327802368

Riverman · August 11, 2020, 3:03pm

I’m increasingly mean spirited towards the Darwin Award winners. I’m sorry, there is just no acceptable excuse for being a Republican. I don’t want to hear any more about cultural pressure or church pressure or whatever, I simply have no sympathy left. I don’t feel anything for Kentucky Republicans who are about to lose everything. Absolutely nothing but scorn and rage.

ChrisV · August 11, 2020, 3:11pm

You don’t have to pick between one of those. The more ethical and more mentally healthy version is simply to not really give a shit.

NotBruceZ · August 11, 2020, 3:19pm

You can’t be a living Darwin Award winner. I’m a fan of speaking ill of the recently dead.

superuberbob · August 11, 2020, 3:25pm

Depends how they die.

Shot while playing with a gun? Bad.
Decapitated by a flying Donald Trump MAGA sign thrown like a frisbee by another Trump supporter? LOL

Trolly · August 11, 2020, 3:35pm

Herman Cain dying from the ‘rona he caught at a Trump rally will never not be hilarious to me.

kre8tive · August 11, 2020, 3:36pm

https://twitter.com/neal_katyal/status/1293207260483784704?s=20

spidercrab · August 11, 2020, 3:50pm

Nice

The parade of cars honked incessantly as they crawled past the federal courthouse on West Broadway, their message clear to anyone who bothered to steal a glance at their signs outside.

“Mitch better have my money.”

RiskyFlush · August 11, 2020, 3:55pm

https://twitter.com/Resisterinoz1/status/1293207583449178113?s=20

kre8tive · August 11, 2020, 4:07pm

https://twitter.com/jgeltzer/status/1293211692898426881?s=20

Coasterbrad · August 11, 2020, 4:08pm

There is no way this isn’t satire. Right? Please tell me it’s satire. Please.