“Mr. President, is what you are doing illegal?”
“Wow, great question. Now that you mention it, yes, it is. I hereby resign. You got me.”
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“Mr. President, Don Junior is still a fucking moron. Your thoughts?”
“Whatever. Next.”
Who was the plant trying to insinuate that Junior is an environmentalist?
These questions make me want to put my head through the wall.
Scuttlebutt itt
What is this fucking question?
WHY IS YOUR NOSE NOT COVERED, WHAT IS THE POINT YOU DUMB OLD FUCK?
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Imagine being one of these reporters and being able to look in the mirror at night.
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Me: ashamed when I find a single misspelling in a 40 page document I submit for my corporate job
These Reporters: self-congratulatory when aiding and abetting our slide into fascism
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President Trump, a ton of fucking people died in this explosion… what are you going to do to protect our money?
Live from press row.
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Also live from the Trump press conference
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This is it- it’s your moment. Your chance to ask the President of the United States a question. You’ve been grinding shitty ass desk jobs at the local Gazettes and Registers for 65 years for this opportunity. This moment will define you; what will you ask? It’s August 5, 2020.
“Mr. President, there’s been some scuttlebutt about ambulance drivers not getting paid…” or whatever the fuck
Head, meet fucking wall.
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Lisa: Mr Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
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This ad had to be designed in a lab specifically for boomers. Masculinity, old corvette, American manufacturing, driving with a stick, it even had some cursive in it. Only thing missing is that racism boomers love so much.
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So the possessive is pronounced Tim Hortonses?
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Live from the republican convention
Mahok!
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That dipshit having his mask below his nose was chefskiss.gif
I love this one just for the casual early 90s antisemitism.
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