The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Unconstitutional Slop

Michael Dukakis 2.0

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Hopefully dementia, obesity, and old age will make his upcoming pitch as bad as Faucis. If itā€™s anywhere remotely as good as this minor league one was heā€™ll almost surely see a bump in approval.

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This is perfect.

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Hopefully during the pitch Trump falls and breaks his ankle, it becomes gangrenous and gets amputated, he catches COVID and dies.

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I donā€™t think heā€™ll throw the first pitch. Guys like CC, Stanton, Judge and Hicks wonā€™t put up with it. I bet it quietly gets rescinded in a week.

Excuse me Iā€™m gonna have to flag this post as itā€™s not very civil

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Have any doctors talked about the ā€œperson man woman TV cameraā€ thing?

The words seem too similar to me to be ones usually used for the recall test, almost like even on a cognition test Ronny Jackson was setting Trump up to do better than he should but maybe it was just a lucky coincidence.

In fucking dying. Yeah fuck the grifters but these ads are so fucking elite. How have the dems not just been hiring the same people this whole time

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Pretty sure Trump was given a mnemonic aid.

Person leads to man and woman. Then add in TV and camera.

Since Trump loves being on TV its pretty easy to remember.

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Trump was just giving an example of how it worked, pulling five words out of the air.

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That makes sense, I just assumed he was still bragging about the actual 5 words he remembered because ldo Trump.

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I did kind of wonder what image he would identify as a ā€œpersonā€ without gender given he then includes ā€œmanā€ and ā€œwomanā€

Cowards

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Needs an addendum where Trumps goon squads put Dora in a concentration camp in the desert.

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Well sheā€™s no longer infected with Covid, so thatā€™s a kind of recovery.

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I think he was naming things that he could see at that moment.

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Why canā€™t the election be next week?

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Bunker Bitch has thoughts on Portlandā€™s mayor getting gassed

WRT Trumpā€™s tweet about military bases, the bill still needs to go to conference, the house and senate versions werenā€™t identical. Itā€™s possible (although it seems unlikely), that the base naming provisions could be struck there.

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