The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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Even when he does the right thing itā€™s usually for the wrong reasons. This was either a gift for Daddy Putin, or Turkey found Hillaryā€™s e-mail server in Istanbul and agreed to turn it over to Donny in exchange for getting out of their way in Syria. Whatever it is, itā€™s a safe bet that he is only doing this because itā€™s enriching him personally, and he would have no problem sending troops into harms way over some frivolous bullshit if there was some personal benefit to him.

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I actually got to play poker with Pelosi in FL last year. Cash game. There was this young kid raising every hand preflop before even being dealt cards. Heā€™d raise to anywhere between 25bb and all-in. This one hand, he went all-in blind, this old lady looked down at QQ, tanked and then folded!

The lady didnā€™t look anything like Pelosi, but it must have been her because who else would make that fold?

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Pelosi would totally try to just min cash in every tournament, but end up getting blinded off on the bubble every time.

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Wasnā€™t even a tourney though! Idk why players like that even sit down to play NL.

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There was a call though, and QQ had both players smoked and would have won.

The Polk videos are great. Heā€™s growing on me.

I donā€™t want to de-rail too much, but Iā€™ll just say Iā€™m a fan as well. Just donā€™t get too attached because he has a tendency to disappear for months at a time.

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Bot has AI? Hal?

He wants to bargain kids to drop impeachment.

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Sanders, Biden, Trump, and Warren are ALL in their 70s. Iā€™m sure he can find an acceptable younger running mate to satisfy ageists such as yourself

Give me a break on this crap. Thereā€™s a HUGE difference between a 70 year old female and 78 year old male who just had a heart attack.

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Or heā€™s making the whole thing up, and when they find out who it is theyā€™ll backfill it. Like the whistleblower once stood next to John Delaney in line at a Starbucks. GOTCHA DEMS!

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His party has been trying to dangle DACA as a bargaining chip since day 1, usually for the fucking wall, and Lucy just keeps pulling the football away every time. Although at one point a dem (canā€™t remember who) actually got dumbfuck Donny to agree to a clean DACA bill before his handlers had to wrangle him in. You canā€™t just go passing bills that have bipartisan support if you donā€™t use them as leverage to get some of your more heinous agenda items through.

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Trumpkin voters ARE the GOP. There is no covert group of GOP resistance fighters who are waiting for their chance to swoop in and remove Trump. They are all too busy forwarding chain emails about Benghazi and Warrenā€™s latest hunky young conquest.

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Give ME a break. He was getting bad press well before his heart attack. And again, if age bothers you he can put Warren or whoever else as on the ticket. Even with the minor heart attack, heā€™s probably still in better physical shape than most and heā€™s certainly mentally all there

Iā€™m guessing that Iā€™m younger than most here and his age doesnā€™t bother me one bit because even though he might be the oldest candidate, his movement is more for the younger generation and real solutions to fix the world weā€™re inheriting than anyone else running

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Sanders is 78. Warren is 70

Totally the same