The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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lmao they care about fisa abuse, el oh eff el

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bad time to ask why we still have a bunch of nukes just sitting in turkey

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No fucking way Drumpf has ever done or will ever do anything that physical in his life time

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Because it is not relevant when you commit a clear crime that is easily substantiated.

If Iā€™m leftist strongman dictator starting tomorrow, first thing I do is cancel Monday Night Football and strap in this Jeff Ross doppelganger on its replacement, Monday Night Waterboarding. Hotel implosions and asset seizure at halftime. That may seem disproportionately cruel and unusual and an odd first target for my wrath, but it drives home a couple points: (1) being a scumbag will not end well no matter how small time you are and (2) donā€™t fuck with crazy. No it canā€™t wait until Tuesdayā€“Iā€™ve seen enough of these Browns.

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the cop that saw him shoot someone in the middle of fifth avenue was a democrat

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How does he know they have ties if he does not know who it is. He knowsā€¦

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Id guess its because half the state is under sea level and their cars get flooded a lot.

Or probably this.

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Hilarious icymi

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So amazing!

Ilhan was born in Somalia the youngest of 7 siblings. Her mother died when she was 2 and she was raised by her father and grandfather. She spend 4 years living in a Kenyan refugee camp after fleeing the Somali civil war.

She arrived in the US at the age of 10 and became a US citizen at 17. Despite bullying at school she went on to graduate university with a bathelors degree and is now serving as a US Representative for Minnesota.

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Just looked it up, they celebrate Washingtonā€™s Birthday instead of Presidentā€™s Day and also a Confederate Memorial Day the week after actual Memorial Day. Good fucking lord.

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