For me, the most satisfying ending is he gets damaged enough to lose in a landslide to a woman. Then he gets cancer.
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Oddly similar to Nixonās smoking gun tape, where he refused to release it but suggested a transcript instead.
People who believe this also believe that voting to repeal Obamacare more than 50 times was the epitome of good governance.
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If weāre dreaming up storybook endings, Iāll take him getting impeached and convicted somehow, then announcing that heās running against Pence in the primary and winning, only to be trounced by Liz in a landslide. And due to running against Pence in the primary, Pence tells him to fuck off when he asks for a pardon. Thus he has criminal exposure, and the Kamala Harris led DOJ (not my dream AG in general, but I want a woman of color to go after him) takes him downā¦ and he ends up serving decades in a federal prison with a large MS-13 population.
From there Iād like him to lead a long lifeā¦ a very long life. I wouldnāt want him to miss out on one minute of that experience.
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Wow even Fox news is leading w/ the impeachment on the website.
And CP is in anger/denial/panic mode LOL.
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The call transcript means nothing. Weāve already seen many instances where the White House has transcribed words that are different from what weāve heard in public.
Perhaps the āwhistle-blower wants to testifyā announcement was intended to pre-empt any huge alterations. It would be very telling if trump (on hearing the whistle-blower news) now stated that he wasnāt releasing anything now perhaps because of the impeachment announcement.
Iāve picked out what kind of cancer I want him to have: breast cancer that mestastasizes to bone cancer. The former because he would feel humiliated, the latter because it is supposedly one of the more painful types which doesnāt always kill super quickly, so he has a decent shot of living ten years with it.
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Trump trying to primary Pence when half the statesā GOP turds already canceled their primaries would indeed be hilarious
Now they get to use the totally noble excuse of āI had no choice, they made me do itā
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1176563165213220864?s=19
Rutroh, even Mags seems to be turning on him. Must not place much value on access anymore.
Also he has has to shit Legos for the rest of his life.
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No lego heads allowed, though. Too easy. Not speaking from personal experience at all, I assure you.
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Duplos imo.
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Also letās not forget that āyou should investigate Joe Bidenā really means āyou should manufacture evidence against Joe Bidenā. Itās hardly a good faith effort to bring justice and accountability.
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I legit LOLād.
Do they have anyone sophisticated enough in this white house to alter the transcript on a computer? Or are we getting another sharpie?
Probably whiteout with a typewriter typing over it.
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Iām somewhat excited at the possibility of Trump presenting a doctored manuscript that a whistleblower then confirms is doctored in this seasonās callback to the Nixon tapes.
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