A short, simple tweet like “How about you work on controlling guns, you wanker”
I’m there too. And I’m even more doom and gloom about how it will be when my son starts school in 4 - 5 years.
he’s lobbying britain on behalf of the nra for looser gun restrictions. big untapped market over there. how many knives does usa export? hardly any!
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Hadn’t seen a Ben garrison cartoon in a while so decided to see what he was up to. As always has his finger on the pulse of current America and the problems we face.
https://mobile.twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1168899155856625666
Doesn’t help that we have people running for the fucking Dem nomination who released statements saying exactly that:
I seriously wonder what kind of an impact Ben Garrison cartoons have on keeping Predictit irrational.
GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) Tweeted:
Losers gonna lose. Who would be dumb enough to take her advice? Hillary Clinton Whines About disastrous 2016 Loss – Then Lectures Democrats on How to Win 2020 Presidential Election 
http://www.grrrgraphics.com https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/1167554791905476608/photo/1
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Donald Trump has once again attacked Sadiq Khan, after the London mayor criticized the president for his handling of Hurricane Dorian.
Khan attended a ceremony in Poland this weekend to commemorate the 80th anniversary of the Nazi invasion which began the second world war.
Trump skipped the ceremonies, ostensibly to focus on managing storm preparations. The president received briefings from federal agencies through the Labor Day weekend but he also spent time at one of his golf courses in Virginia.
“He’s clearly busy dealing with a hurricane out on the golf course,” Khan told Politico.
Khan also criticized Trump in a column for the Observer this weekend, calling him “the global poster-boy for white nationalism”.
Trump has repeatedly attacked Khan, a member of the Labour party who is the first Muslim mayor of a European capital city.
The president duly responded on Monday by attacking Khan as “incompetent” – misspelling the mayor’s first and last names in the process.
“The incompetent Mayor of London, Sadique Kahn [sic], was bothered that I played a very fast round of golf yesterday,” Trump wrote. “Many Pols exercise for hours, or travel for weeks. Me, I run through one of my courses (very inexpensive). President Obama would fly to Hawaii.
“Kahn should focus on ‘knife crime’ which is totally out of control in London. People are afraid to even walk the streets. He is a terrible mayor who should stay out of our business!”
fuck yeah bernie loot this bitch when you get in, fuck congress
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/09/03/trump-congratulates-poland-its-nazi-invasion/
Q: Mr. President, do you have a message for Poland on the 80th anniversary of the Second World War?
TRUMP: I do have a great message for Poland. And we have Mike Pence, our Vice President, is just about landing right now. And he is representing me. I look forward to being there soon.
But I just want to congratulate Poland. It’s a great country with great people. We also have many Polish people in our country; it could be 8 million. We love our Polish friends. And I will be there soon.
The stupidity really is the point.
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Honestly we should just be happy he didn’t tweet,
“Owswitz was the biggest greatest camp. Huge. Bigly. A lot of people say no other camp was as great. Poland should be proud of having the biggest camp. Nobody knows as much as me about camps.”
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Of course, google search says 10 million Polish people in US, not 8. He is wrong 100% of the time.
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genius or madness?
It’s trump retweeting post-spellcheck.
Could fool a lot of people I suspect, especially if you allowed it to put in a bunch of senseless line breaks and margins, bluffing at profundity.
But ultimately garbage, extended figurative language or poetry is one of last things the robot overlords will master, although at this point they cannot do much worse than most laureates.