The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Let’s see what it does with a Goethe quote

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Did anybody actually read this Labor Day proclamation? It’s just pure self-aggrandizement, a campaign ad. It’s so unseemly and humiliating, and it’s just totally normal now.

Compare it, if you dare, to Obama’s 2016 proclamation. Obama’s message is “America is great thanks to the American worker”. Trump’s message is “America is great thanks to Donald Trump”.

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Onion

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Suburian

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Well from that I can deduce she is a racist

Does that say wite or wife?

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It just never fucking ends

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1168657366033846273?s=21

So not only is Trump literally getting paid for lapdog’s trip, but we get to pay to fly him from Trump’s shithole to Dublin???

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“Oh the meeting is in San Diego? Book me a room at Trump Santa Barbara”

There is literally no such thing as an intelligent trump supporter.

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If the car was a Subaru, she’d be a Subaruian woman. So, that would still be wrong.

wite is an actual word, and makes sense in that context

wite

noun

Scots

Blame; fault.

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And this is incredible

https://twitter.com/pozzur/status/1168679122417201152?s=21

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168714707307565058
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168714708691632129
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Does he keep tweeting the same Brazilian ethanol tweet or is the bot misbehaving?

Every time I read it as “Brazilian milfs” which would be much better imo.

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Speaking of Brazil, sad thing I learned today was that they have compulsory voting (it’s a small fine or something if you don’t vote) and so they had almost 80% turnout and they still elected a fascist with an 11 point margin.

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There’s a hilarious John Oliver segment on Brazilian voting

I mean, sure, Trump tweeted out images that gave away the strength of our keyhole satellites, thus revealing classified information to our enemies and the entire world via Twitter…

…but her e-mails!

https://twitter.com/McFaul/status/1168793375572520960?s=19

The context of the tweet encouraged the kidnapping of riot policemen’s children and sending video to the parents.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168874291376656384
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168874291376656384