The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168493190468558848
( twitter | raw text )

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168496276918480896
( twitter | raw text )

He must be the most prolific tweeter on earth. It’s unreal.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168499355248205826
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168499355248205826

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168499357131427840
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168499357131427840

As annoying as it is, I have no doubt that he would be more popular if he never tweeted

Without a doubt the single dumbest human to ever live.

https://twitter.com/alex_verbeek/status/1168408314880974849?s=21

Literally had to google to confirm whether this person was really fema director.

Is he?

He is not. At least his picture doesn’t look like the dude on google images.

Go play golf

That anyone has to question it is so telling how fucked up everything has become.

1 Like

https://mobile.twitter.com/saletan/status/1168512832712990722

https://mobile.twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1168516541622706176

Is it Labour day today? As the President usually makes a statement on Labour day.

Sorry found the Labour day tweet…

1 Like

https://twitter.com/ProudResister/status/1168541557806338048?s=19

It totally worked though, faced with the prayer force field protecting Florida, the storm had no choice but to take a hard right turn and is now heading toward the less devout areas of… (checks notes) … South Carolina.

2 Likes

Sounds like Jersey to me.