The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Busy morning for Twitler.

This is only the tip of the iceberg, thereā€™s at least twice as many retweets that the bot doesnā€™t post. Itā€™s mind-boggling.

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Number one shoe ITT.

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So heā€™s using ā€œfairā€ as in like a scale of poor-fair-good-great?

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Stay strong, Madeleine!

High praise from the previous holder of all healthcare knowledge.

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Why is he spamming?

Weekend. Sham marriage + no real friends

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North Carolina about to hit with biggest storm in decades. Please get out and vote early.

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That satellite image was information rich it turns out (in that you can deduce an enormous amount about our satellite capabilities from it). Tweeting that image was straight up impeachable and a great demonstration of just how big a national security threat Trump is.

Iā€™m not in favor of the government sending 4 Hubble telescopes up to space to spy on people back here on earthā€¦ but once weā€™ve spent those billions of dollars Iā€™m genuinely not OK with telling everyone exactly what they are capable of so that they can setup appropriate levels of camouflage.

Iā€™m not saying our enemies didnā€™t already know what the keyhole satellites can do, but they needed to invest at least some amount of intelligence resources to find outā€¦ and our president just gave it away for free. What a complete jackass.

If literally anyone else had tweeted that image theyā€™d already be in custody and theyā€™d be doing at least as much time as Chelsea Manning. That image gave away vastly more of our actual secrets than Wikileaks ever did.

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Not to mention that if Trumpā€™s childishly simple mind decided to say, unprompted, ā€˜we didnā€™t do thisā€™, you can probably conclude that they did.

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