The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

Excoriated lol

I had to stop at 1:15 - “space the next war fighting domain” - Gene Roddenberry eat your heart out.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1167222697748762624
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Pew pew, pew pew pew?

What a absolute fucking useless muppet you are :drooling_face:

Federal judge rules against House Dems request to fast-track the tax case to try to force the IRS to turn over Trump’s tax return.

Judge was appointed by… checks notes …Donald Trump.

I’m not sure if there is a legal case for why it should be expedited instead of following the usual course.

I have no clue, but I know that if the roles were reversed and this was a House GOP lawsuit against Obama ruled on by an Obama appointee, the GOP would be losing its collective mind regardless.

That’d never happen. They’d recuse because Washington Generals.

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Apparently Trumps lil promotional video he posted yesterday came with a logo made by a dutch white supremacist and a bunch of other hilarious shit in the video. Like the watermark E Pluribus Bigly lmao

https://imgur.com/a/r4GkJuA

I am just shocked team lawbros
haven’t gotten the tax returns yet.

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You have to give them time! Don’t overreact! They’re going to work this out any day now… Just gotta have faith in the law and the justice system… I mean, hey, when does it ever fail any American?

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No muppet. You’re the muppet.

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Remember when we thought the Stormy Daniels payoff would matter?

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https://twitter.com/BrenSumner/status/1167169563919884288

That’s actually less sinister than the real reason he and the GOP won’t pass election security bills.

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This is from some Comedy Central show, but I suspect and want to believe the girl’s reaction is real. So many cowards on the world.

https://twitter.com/_____SJPeace_____/status/1167144705576132610?s=19

https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/1167213680246738949?s=19

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one like does not do that girl justice

edit: womp womp, that’s a fake trump right? still great