The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes BANANAS

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I expect Trump to demand taller chairs for the next summit.

that didnt happen so hard, it unhappened things that did

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I recommended this article here the other day, I highly recommend going through the whole thing, it is a laugh riot.

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G7: Trump’s demands for Russia’s readmission cause row in Biarritz

US president argues Putin should be included in discussions on Iran, Syria and North Korea

Donald Trump has rowed with his fellow G7 leaders over his demand that Russia be readmitted to the group, rejecting arguments that it should remain an association of liberal democracies, according to diplomats at the summit in Biarritz.

The disagreement led to heated exchanges at a dinner on Saturday night inside the seaside resort’s 19th-century lighthouse. According to diplomatic sources, Trump argued strenuously that Vladimir Putinshould be invited back, five years after Russia was ejected from the then G8) for its annexation of Crimea.

Just caught up with 3 days of this thread. I think keeping up daily is slow-boiling frog compared to taking in a big chunk of insanity at one time. Holy shit. Oh well, at least we’re not at war with France yet.

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1165638475259043841?s=19

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Everyone forgets that all of these people, including all the Trumps, used to be democrats, some very recently.

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Trump suggested nuking hurricanes to stop them from hitting U.S.

real or onion?

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The Onion should just publish real news stories and see if anyone can tell the difference.

https://mobile.twitter.com/nathanfielder/status/620060895209779200?lang=en

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1165768437353738240
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Just watched The Good Fight. It has the best Trump news stories ever.

My favourite was Trump saying he was going to a meeting with 5 goals but is being heard as goats. Queue long line of republicans defending Trump travelling with goats.

real

edit: I win

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I think that was how they stopped the Sharknado in the first Sharknado movie, so it’s probably legit science.

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