The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

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An excellent dad joke

Will take your word for it.

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Yea they’ll say some bullshit like “While 250K Americans died under Trump, 300K have died since Biden was elected on November 3rd.” And it will be January 21st.

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Trump took responsibility for the economy starting from the day he was elected. It‘s only fair.

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https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1320409429984956418

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I’ve only thrown one punch in my life.

Someone telling me that would make it at least two.

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Trump impersonating Jessie Owens?

How did biden know there was going to be a pandemic? Hmmm? Makes you wonder…

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Biden was just covering all his bases. He also tweeted that Trump has us unprepared for an alien invasion.

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Stunned at the number or UPers that still drink dairy milk.

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I’m confused by the guy being in the screenshot there.

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I didn’t watch the video but I assume he’s the one breastfeeding.

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how you eatin your crunchberries???

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Alternative? I have people recommend things ranging from almond milk (expensive) to raw milk (also expensive, hard to find and sounds vaguely unsafe). I don’t drink glasses of milk, I add a little to my oatmeal and use it to make flapjacks.

Fwiw I buy my LED light bulbs at dollar stores and they’re fine. I like cats and dogs though I know cats are sociopaths and killers.

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