The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1320373540990996483

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1320176062077259776

I don’t think it’s exactly this, but It will be on Zoes timeline I’d think what he’s wailing about.

Probably this though…

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1320180527601680385

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Because lol courts always and forever.

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How I read your post.

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We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1320381382061850631

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How is this guy a coin flip for re-election?

https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1320380999654670337

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It’s a couple of days early to be celebrating Fatass Tuesday.

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This nightmare has arguably been even worse for the long term legitimacy of the judiciary than of the executive. Just complete exposure.

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I’m actually a little surprised even Trump is making the “divided government” argument.

Probably unintentional since he only cares about himself, but this is basically a concession that he’s losing but still trying to save the down-ballot races.

(Oops quoted JT instead of DT!)

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Organic milk is ultra-pastureized (regular milk is usually just … regular-pasteurized) because it usually has a longer distribution channel. It’s the pasteurization method that gives it longer shelf life (half and half and cream and other products that move less volume are often ultra-pasteurized).

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1320392607302774784
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I think exactly none of the VOTE HOUSE tweets are written by Trump.

Wow that was excellent. I heard every line being sung perfectly as I read it :joy:

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Lol at “She has never made such a gesture.”

Those lawyers did a deep dive of every gesture Ivanka has ever made on camera and were not able to find one that is clearly being used for the billboard.

The enemy of my enemy etc etc etc

The dumbest fucking people:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1320355454715822080

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Wait until you get to the one about Joe’s family grifting money from the american people. The projection is so bright it can be seen from space