The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

The mega cuck strikes again

https://twitter.com/acosta/status/1348764196423536653?s=21

How come they never ask for consent?

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… and you know he didn’t say “Black person”

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hasn’t been a fully functioning gov’t in four years but we all just faked it hoping nobody would do anything about it but that didn’t work

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https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1348645847626608641

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Guess the lord wants you in prison. He does work in mysterious ways…

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I would definitely get an independent verification before going ballistic. My 12 year old is a knucklehead. But if the situation is as described, then yeah, I would indeed go ballistic.

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Ok, just making sure. Already contacted the principal. I look forward to being told that he’s reprimanded her.

“He learned his lesson.”

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Nothing screams “fully functioning government” like the DHS Director quitting nine days before the inauguration and five days after an attempted coup.

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“It’s a time for healing and unity not a time for firing MAGA teachers brainwashing your children.”

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Wtf is this? Pence now serving as the Acting POTUS while Trump hands out gold foil wrapped chocolate medals of freedom?

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And the main order of business for the government for several days has been to debate the best administrative process for removing the President quickly. Well oiled machine.

https://twitter.com/tarah/status/1348736034616479744

For a sec I thought this said Weird AL generated Spiderman, and I was like… link?

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Area.

Reporting for duty

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Why not? The original barriers that were set up and overrun by these lunatics were like a half mile from the capitol. They literally beat and trampled cops to get up to the exterior of the building.

So like…what do you think we’ll see if he’s impeached?

Will the Senate even hold hearings or a trial? Who the fuck would show up to defend him? But if he does mount a defense, what would they say?

ETA: obv we’ll be getting moar Rudy imo

I don’t know what we’ll see exactly, but I hope they’ll include not just his words leading up to the coup, but his actions during it. That means figuring out his reaction to the violence and whether he really called in reinforcements like he said he did. I’m warming up slightly to the idea of the House waiting a little bit before giving the impeachment papers to the Senate, but not 100 days.

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