The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode XIV: T-minus 97 Hours

https://twitter.com/archaeologyart/status/1347604166928175104

Which led to this:

https://www.listerious.com/roman-execution-methods/

Christians - persecuted since forever!

Which led to this about Emperor Macrinus:

The Romans sure were creative about torturing people.

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https://twitter.com/declanwalsh/status/1347497547217199105?s=20

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I can’t figure out where his left forearm and hand are from that picture.

https://twitter.com/Joshua_A_Tait/status/1347795632254197762?s=19

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i don’t know who that is but lord have mercy i hope somebody shoots her in the neck

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“Getting to the end of tomorrow” meant allowing the crowd to grow/reorganize to pull more shenanigans the next day. Giuliani should be under arrest.

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I’m pretty sure some of the mobsters he put away in the 80s are still alive, chef’s kiss to the writers if he joins them

https://twitter.com/anita1956/status/1347742473313873920

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I’ve known that dude from online since we both lived in SF in the mid 90s and he had a hilarious blog. Conversed with him a few times.

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The mom was the partner-in-crime and you guys are falling for the charitable interpretation of “just there with my mom”. I mean, I get it, saying you were spending some quality time with mom can put an innocent spin on almost anything.

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just me and mama out doing the coup coup

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https://twitter.com/TheGoodLiars/status/1347584897330933764

This dude is a hero.

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I think the main thing that it makes me feel better about is that him and chubby colonel guy weren’t ghosts who just melted back into the woodwork. I cannot imagine an organized strike force would be that easily outed.

They still easily could have done tons of damage. But it removes my darkest fears of a planned catch and kill team using the selfie dipshit mob as cover. My fear was blackwater guys and the one colonel guy was in charge. Still possible I guess but seems like it would have come out.

In retrospect, if they had huge plans for the zip tie handcuffs I think they would have probably gone to greater lengths to conceal them. The way they’re just carrying them in the open lines up with the idea they found them lying around. If they brought them in a backpack, why pull them out before they’re needed?

Of course maybe a mole in the Capitol Police deliberately left them to cause mayhem. o_O

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Parental bonding - kind of like when we and my Dad watch American Ninja Warrior then email about it the next day.

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Yeah, just for context, like literal spetsnaz Russian dudes who ride bikes around Europe poisoning people with nerve agents get identified all the time. Most recently a CNN reporter in Moscow? (could have been somewhere else) knocked on the door of one of the guys who poisoned Navalny.

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I mean a blackwater capture and kill team working within the mob - which implicates all kind of other things. No way blackwater guys show up with their mommy and then in a New Yorker article. I’d expect them to know each other because they could literally trust no one else. But that hasn’t come out yet. Maybe it will, but for now I’m less worried about that.

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1347690744123805697

I know we hate Lincoln Project but I enjoy this

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https://twitter.com/benschwartz_/status/1347734319058407424

Greenwald out there doing God’s work for free speech on the white power hour. Makes me tear up a little.

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Jesus these guys are so dumb.