The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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And Huge

Maybe with the help gone and with these gouls that now have to do something for themselves like change a nappyā€¦ Who the fuck am I kidding.

Iā€™ll see myself out.

Thatā€™s what many many are saying Iā€™m hearing

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And never been seen before.

At least he hasnā€™t tweeted ā€œChina Virusā€ for a couple days? WWIII slightly lower in my mental predictit.

If some linguist ever writes a paper how ā€œChinese Virusā€ got from the fever swamps, to Charlie Kirk, to Senators and then to Trump, Iā€™d read it.

Trump feels good about the virus lol

I feel pretty good saying heā€™s the sort of person who says youā€™re better off not going to therapy because youā€™d just end up making a bunch of stuff to be upset about. Better to pretend it doesnā€™t exist and never did.

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God damn it the reporter missed a golden opportunity to fire back when Trump was saying heā€™s been right a lot and ask him about any number of the times Trump said it was going away.

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Every press briefing is like a jerk store reenactment only you know what they should say and they act like George Costanza.

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https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1240993962099380225

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The presser today launched my lawnmower like nothing so far this presidency.

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I couldnā€™t watch this one. The last one broke me. Never again. Just clips here or there of the worst moments is already too much. Heā€™s never going to say anything helpful or useful or even accurate so thereā€™s no point in watching.

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He makes a point of calling it that in his pressers everyday including today. And now he has his slappies doing the same. Pompeo referred to it as such today as well.

Thatā€™s just great.

Wading into the Fox News comments provided this blistering hot take

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Iā€™m pretty sure Trump alluded to a fat Hotel industry bailout. Didnā€™t he?

He own 11 hotels. Google says there are 54,200 hotels in America.

Itā€™s so weird how he has this image as a hotel magnate.

Thatā€™s gonna be three Scooby memes