Absolutely. Barr is gonna get right on it after he crawls out of his cash-filled bathtub post Burr stock tip.
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Not anymore. Thanks Obama (seriously)
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Your wife must be really hot.
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What about the alcohol? Are we going to run out of alcohol? I can’t numb myself with hand sanitizer.
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Fair question. Gas stations are not going to close anytime soon, so as long as they continue to sell, I think drinkers will be okay.
There are also really easy ways to make your own. Suddenly hipster brewtards will be your best friends.
I literally live above a liquor store so have never really needed to stock up, but this concerns me and I might have to now. Better safe than sober.
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What the fuck are the police doing? I’ve noticed an increase of cops setting speed traps this week. Fucking pigs.
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He was also one of the 3 senators who voted against the STOCK Act.
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I mean first thought is this must be fake. Second thought is please oh please let it be true.
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I genuinely don’t understand. Did I enter an alternate universe? Is Hillary President now?
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My boi @champ posted this in the flu thread. Things are about to get 
https://twitter.com/TwinklingTania/status/1240827417087770624?s=19
Resign and face prosecution or guillotines. All of them. Fuck these assholes.
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Even if only DiFi gets got, it’s still a win.
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Sensing another American revolution coming. Gonna mimick the French one more than the last American one.
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Unstuck is a good name for a Guillotine manufacturer. We could start a co-op, get ahead of the curve and wait for the moment.
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