The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

I’ll take this as good news, someone successfully explained shit to this moron. or at least got whoever to tweet it.

What’s nice is that he held up printouts of those slides during the press conference. Like a child.

We’ve entered an age where you can now tell your children no matter how young, the least they can do is be more mature than Trump. What a time to be alive.

most points ever dropped in a day, donald trump presidency continuing to set all time records

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Yes lets take lessons in not hoarding from an opulent fuck who shits in gold toilets.

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Somebody’s taken over his twitter account while he has coronavirus

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Still encouraged to hoard money tho

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On a related note, I swung by the Publix (grocery store) on Palm Beach Island, and it is lit. Like a mad dash to grab shit. Rich people will not do well when shit starts to break down.

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The ACA was a bandaid on a gunshot victim, watered down by insurance industry lobbyists to protect profit at all costs.

A half step left after decades of the Overton Window being moved to the right by leaps and bounds.

Guys, stay with me here…

Infrastructure Week?

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Yeah all their messaging is two weeks behind.

In a week we’ll get “avoid gatherings” and in two weeks we’ll get “old and at-risk people should probably not interact with anyone”.

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You just know he’s like - ok Scavino gimme back the phone, I did my part. Now time to tweet about Sleepy Joe and Cuomo.

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At least this is slowing down Trump a little from his usual systematic dismantling of our Democracy.

Until it finally dawns on him he can now use this crisis to destroy it in much broader strokes.

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Approved :ok_hand:

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I’m banking on the possibility that everyone will have stocked up by next week and things will chill in the grocery stores. I’ve got enough to get by for a couple weeks.

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