The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

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Another one?

May as well bump the market again. It’s his one chance to be a real millionaire.

Apparently Pence is gonna be doing the talking.

But yeah probably another move to bump the market and brag about how awesome they are at responding to coronavirus

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Baseball cap really helps underscore the seriousness of all this.

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Well it is Saturday

Why is this happening? Is this his third try at not fucking this up?

He can hold as many pressers as he wants as long as this woman gets to ask a question each time

I don't take responsiblity

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So, that’s the really reason. He wants to gloat over market record.

Stock market! Drink!

Sir Story! Drink!

Oh this ■■■■ is just spiking the ball over the stock market when he’s the reason it tanked in the first place.

“Sir you just set a record in the history of the stock market!” LOL

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This is a bunch of bullshit. Private enterprise controls family and medical leave.

Some reporter needs to ask him about the record drop in the last couple of weeks.

Why the hell is this happening?

“It’s something nobody expected”. One of his favorite lies.

We’re assuming he takes questions this time. He got owned by a nasty question or two last time.

“We always say ‘worst case scenario’ and that’s where we’re going!” :flushed: