The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

Except for the many states that had record cases this weekend like Texas and Wisconsin and others.

Shorten it and itā€™s perfect

The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Victory is within Bleach

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The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Mission Accohmplshd

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Thereā€™s your new thread title.

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For some reason it really hit me today that our nominee will be Biden and Iā€™ve been thinking of all the ways heā€™s going to fuck up on the campaign and Iā€™m shook

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(Pithy!)

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Yeah. Why is it that the party hasnā€™t been able to cultivate a candidate over all this time? Is it the DNCā€™s job to do that? I mean, maybe get someone charismatic in a high profile position like House Speaker to gain some prominence, or something. Or do viable candidates just have to emerge on their own? It is kind of demoralizing. I have to keep telling myself though that weā€™re electing more than just a President. Its a whole administration.

According to the Bernie supporters who rage whenever the DNC shows any interest in who wins the primary, we are supposed to wait for someone to emerge.

do you even know what youā€™re mad about

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Kill me now please

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Perfect :+1:

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#Obamagate!

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Who was first to say this, James Woods or Stormy Daniels?

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This is my pick

WWII is the wrong model, there wonā€™t be another war like that. Shit takes too long to build to be able to sustain a high tech war for very long. In 1943 we produced 23,000 fighters. Lockheed is hoping to make 180 F-35s a year. The F-35 takes 41,000 hours to produce. For the last 20 years or so any war is going to be fought with what we have on hand when it starts.

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