The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

You’d never heard of the head of a government department that was established under the Pandemic and All-Hazards Preparedness Act.

Why is that not surprising?

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Damn right. Let’s take that appointment all the way to the Supreme Court!!!

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1260907965013528576

Narrator?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1260919777301798912
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Fact check: 0/4 of those statements are true

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1260938381254701060
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roflmao

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The idiot literally typed the letter “O” for 22-0.

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Lollllllllll

Fine. You want to revive dead cases and manufacture stupid new ones? We will revive one of the legitimate lawsuits you were this close to squashing.

Imagine the breath of calm we’d all feel if Obama were brought to testify for eight hours. And imagine how hard we’d laugh when we’re six hours in and the GOP still hasn’t realized that’s actually Michael Keegan.

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Has to be a response to this, right?

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1260707691900612615

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Now you’ve got me wishing we had an Obama bot ITT :eyes:

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You know it’s a legit crime because of all the detail.
https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1260947547360813057

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Better yet, ban political parties altogether.

Without political parties, elections would tilt even more towards winners being people who have achieved non-political fame.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1260951768395063298
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We’re never voting for you, d bag

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I was horrified to see “extraordinary rendition” back in the headlines today.

Like, holy shit, with all the other terrible stuff going on right now is Trump really reviving an illegal CIA torture program? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. What a monster!!

Oh wait, never mind.

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Just for the loool, I want the Senate to subpoena Obama and arrest him when he doesn’t show up.

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