Trump = Pizza the Hut
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I miss the days when the mighty Wohl would make a regular fool of himself on twitter :)
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Jar Jar Biden
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Outstanding omg
Yup that’s as secure as Mitch being Palpatine but waaay less obvious and 100x as funny. You win this game already.
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Too soon.
Should he? Yeah but we all know how this is going to go.
Trump’s probably days away from claiming that sleepy joe called him crying begging him for special access to abbot brand rapid tests so he could hold big money donor events with Hillary and Obama
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It’s been checks notes a really long time and checks notes again at least a few galaxies away. I think it’s fine.
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Lindsey Graham is definitely Salacious Crumb.
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Kate Porter = Mon Mothma, because they’re both good at PowerPoint presentations.
Weinstein = Jabba the Hutt
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Shouldn’t trump be surrounded by eunuchs to prevent them from trying to bang Melania and Ivanka?
F PRAYER
My God actually hates people who pray to them.
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If we’ve never been stronger why do we need to heal?
Is It like cement, the longer we leave it the stronger we get?
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Huh. More election shenanigans must be a democrat this time. Law of averages.
Oh shit, it’s a republican again.
https://twitter.com/baddcompani/status/1258234103423315970?s=21
LOL. I was already starting to type out a Jacob Wohl joke response before finishing reading the link…
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