The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

he does in fact wear a hair system

Confirmed???

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So, how much will the count be skewed by willingness to receive a paper census form from strangers?

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I see the biggest shitstain on the planet is up angry tweeting. I wonder if he has some leftover KFC, some adderall, and a diet coke on a tray as he sits in bed raging?

How is McMuffin not a term of endearment, coming from President McFuck.

Iā€™m not good at giving Trump any kind of credit, but I gotta begrudgingly admit that ā€œMoonfaceā€ is pretty fucking hilarious.

Imagine the nickname Trump would give himselfā€¦

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Trump would call himself Biggus Dickus.

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That most likely means he owns the 9/11 truther account. Grrrrreat

Heā€™s trying so hard to look like Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3.

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Well now youā€™ve ruined the game for meā€¦thanks

And most of the other ones.

And heā€™s 100% correct. His presidency has done more to further the Republican agenda than any of these losers would have even if they had won. Now obviously the Republican agenda is grotesque and genocidal but heā€™s adhered to it completly and put in place a judiciary that will be helping to kill people for profit for the next 70 years.

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Ronna McDaniel: Herp derp Nancy Pelosi
Trump: Exciting to see our country starting to open again!

Uhhh what?