The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VII: We Are All Going To Die, Thanks Obama!

It’s a supergenius thang, you wouldn’t understand.

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It’s always a fucking competition with this goon

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# Coronavirus live updates: Brazil president Jair Bolsonaro tests positive, local media report

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His entire worldview is winners and losers with no shades of gray.

So that dude in his cabinet who tested positive before him is fucking dead, isn’t he? Dictators do not like their minions giving them deadly diseases.

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soon?

Spoiler alert: Trump got it from CPAC or someone infected at CPAC and then infected Bolsinero a few days ago.

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Trump going around infecting world leaders is an interesting twist in the plot that I did not see coming. Next we’ll learn he has some sort of immunity that allows him to carry it while remaining symptom free and just goes around killing everyone while refusing to be tested

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If this thing spares Trump and Bolsonaro but kills me I’m going to be PISSED.

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Quick somebody call an emergency meeting of Trump, Bolsanato, Kim, Erdogan, and Putin.

We can call them the Pentagram

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Trump was showing symptoms during his speech Wednesday night. Very possible he has it and is spreading it around but refuses to be tested, saying it’s just a cold.

What’s the scenario if he’s rushed to hospital?

We have no idea. We’re in completely uncharted waters in this regard.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238478167695863817
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The death toll for this thing is going to be massive and all this orange fuck is going to do is croon about how many more would have died if not for him, and that we all owe him our lives. Fuck him.

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Eh, we’ve had presidents incapacitated before for medical reasons, this wouldn’t be unique.

Welp, there goes the market bounce today.

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